I AM CANADIAN
Hey…
I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own
a dogsled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Susie from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American,
and I
pronounce it about, not aboot
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack;
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT
assimilation;
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal
a toque is a hat,
a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed!
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North
America!
MY NAME IS JOE, AND I AM CANADIAN!
Thank you.
Get
off the dock! There's sharks in the water!! -Camping with the Veenamen's. Some dude with
a megaphone yelled out of his car passing the beach. Off the dock eh? We all jumped in the water
"Yes i'd like
a veggie sub with chicken and bacon on top please." uhhh ok....
You try and you fail and you try and you fail but the only time you really fail is when
you stop trying. -Haunted Mansion
There are many Fish in the ocean be a Shark and cause a commotion! -Mrs Parker
They won't care how much we know until they know how much we care. -OBC bulletin
"worse-than-eldon-darin-matthew-kevin-aj-me-in-our-homosexual-straight-talk" -brett
"blonde is a state of being not a hair colour, well it's a hair colour too but it's a, a, oh
i don't kno!"
"i was going to tell you that you were tall but then i realized that nearly everyone is taller
than me!" -me
"woah there skittles, calm down" -says cam to nancy as she bounces crazily around
in pe class
"adam raper snake!" "where" wham!
"make my enemy brave and strong so if defeated i will not feel ashamed" - A
Dirty Deed by Ted Stenhouse
"Everything is always alright in the end, if it's not alright then it's not the end!" -Carla
A day without Laughter is a day well wasted! -me
BEAT THE SYSTEM!- me you
might be wondering what i mean by that, well listen up! Beat the System, the sytem of life! Rise above the prejudice words,
the racist acts and the sexist thoughts and actions. Stand up for what is right! Let the truth shine through bright
and bold! Never give up, smile even when the critics say you should be frowning, be the one to stand out from the crowd and
tell our society STOP! REWIND! And start all over again cause we're sinking into a deeper and deeper sink hole. One
person beating the system will cause a chain reaction!
You're NOT giving a speech... You're telling a Story- Toastmaster, Rachel, me, I
have no idea who came up with this one cept that i kept on repeating it over and over again!
If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it. -the bible somewhere....
Don't go through life so fast so that God has to throw a brick at you to get your attention!
- unknown
Be the best that you can be and if that's not good enough for someone else then that's just
too bad for them! -Leah Ferarah
Be the best that you can be and if that's not good enough for the judges then that's just too
bad for them! - changed slightly for royalty by me
The Fireworks were a BLAST!!! Get it?? -Tina
"hey! could you move over!? i gotta hump here!" ... "no i didn't mean it like that!!!" -tristan on the surrey trip!
"Give me a break, i'm not the brightest bulb in the bag!"
"Uhhh, lightbulbs
come in boxes, not bags."
"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience" -danny
"Are you stalking me? 'Cause that would be super." -Vann -taken from Jason's profile.
Always be a first rate version of yourself and
not a second rate version of someone else. - i forget, i'll have to find out. check back later!
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it
holds the universe together." -Jeremy
"I was just getting ready to save someone."
"Right... Sure looked like you were the first to run to me!" - my birthday
party. sure kurtis sure... we believe you!
"apparently i now play the berry saxamaphone and the clarimanet..." of
course...
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. -Eleanor
Roosevelt
A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is untile she gets into hot water.
-Eleanor Roosevelt
If you judge people, you have no time to love them. -Mother Teresa
Every day it's nice to say "Wait a minute! I am so lucky! THIS IS GREAT!" -Kate Hudson
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller
A thunderstorm only means a rainbow is around the corner -
Cody Jenkins
Pick up lines! ha ha:
>Do you have any raisons? No? How bout a date?
>Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
>Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
>I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
>Can I flirt with you?
>Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Are you on speed? You're really hyper. Oh wait, you're normally
like this... -Tristan
Eat, Sleep, Snowboard!
A smart man once said, "wait a sec how can a man be smart?" -Phil's msn name
It's impossible to make anything foolproof because
fools are so ingenious. -Jason's msn name
*Yells up to person on chairlift* "Hey! How's it hangen?
ha ha get it? Hanging!!"
cigarette: A pinch of tobacco, rolled
in paper, with a fire at one end and a fool at the other -Taken from Matt's msn name
If pringles are so good that "once you pop you just can't stop" how come they have a
resealable lid? - Amanda's msn name
People are singing on the bus: "and I'm
sorry I can't be perfect" and I say, "I'm sorry you can't sing!"
I AM AMERICAN
Wassup…
I’m not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or well-liked.
And I don’t live in a safe place, eat a balanced diet, or drive very well.
I don’t know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg,
although I’m pretty sure they were American.
I drink beer, not water, I am outspoken, not opinionated,
Guns settle disputes, not discussions.
Winning isn’t everything, it’s the ONLY thing,
And it’s pronounced RUFF, not ROOF.
I can proudly sew my country’s flag on my backpack, unless I go somewhere.
Burger King IS fine dining. Washing after peeing is for LOSERS,
Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for breakfast,
I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE, and WWF ACTION IS REAL!
The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY country in the world,
The FIRST nation or IGNORANCE,
And
the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!!
My NAME IS JIM-BOB, I am married to my sister,
AND
I AM AMERICAN!!!!
